First day of Work

Kinja'd!!! "Logansteno: Bought a VW?" (logansteno)
08/25/2014 at 21:38 • Filed to: None

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Success?

I didn't:

A: Burn down the restaurant.

B: Fuck up and food.

C: Hold up anything.

Yeah, I'd call that a success.

Then on the way home I saw an NSX with some sweet sounding exhaust on it. Like oof.

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I will say the kitchen was hot, mostly because broken AC.

And some of the people out there are ridiculous with their requests.

But other than that, I'm ready to go back Saturday (which is the next day I work for some reason.)


DISCUSSION (27)


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
08/25/2014 at 21:43

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Nice! What are you doing there? Prep cook? Waiter?


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > jkm7680
08/25/2014 at 21:44

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Slapping together sandwiches.

So.

Many.

Sandwiches.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
08/25/2014 at 21:46

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Well of course now the answer to all your posts has to be, "Cool story, now go make me a sandwich."

I'm sorry, but I had to. Congrats on the new gig, hopefully they let you eat some of the food at the end of the day.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
08/25/2014 at 21:47

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Haha, Sounds fun.

Since you got ridiculous requests did you get any.

"THREE PICKLES ONLY, OR I WILL SKIN YOU AND WEAR IT."

Some people are just Soooo hard to please.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
08/25/2014 at 21:48

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The first person to say that to me in person will seriously get thrown down a set of steps.

I could've, but I just wanted to get home and off my feet.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > jkm7680
08/25/2014 at 21:49

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No, but a few people ordered a sandwich then changed what bread it was on, what was on it, and what topping were on it.

Basically made their own damn sandwich.

I'm sure the pickle person will come along eventually.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
08/25/2014 at 21:49

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Next time I'm in St.L...


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
08/25/2014 at 21:50

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They'll be a pretty little pinstripe going down the side of your Audi made via key, I swear to god.


Kinja'd!!! Big Bubba Ray > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
08/25/2014 at 21:50

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Where you workin?


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Big Bubba Ray
08/25/2014 at 21:51

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McAlister's Deli up on Olive.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
08/25/2014 at 21:52

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Well then.

Not ten seconds after you posted that, Seth Meyers introduced the Oscars announcers as, "Two things that can happen to your car's paint: Key and Peele."


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
08/25/2014 at 21:53

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Yup, that pickle person will come along eventually for sure.

Also, if the sandwiches are warm. There will always be that one person who wants you to completely remake it because it's slightly cold. (Just microwave it, the customer is sometimes right not always.)


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
08/25/2014 at 21:53

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Both have happened to my paint. Many times. Shit, I key my own car.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > jkm7680
08/25/2014 at 21:54

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We have an oven thing and trust me, if they complain about it being cold, it's of their own doing. I burned my finger four times on the damn oven.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
08/25/2014 at 21:55

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Why?!?! God, that would be like stabbing a member of my family for me.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
08/25/2014 at 21:57

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Have you LOOKED at my car? The paint isn't exactly mint.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
08/25/2014 at 21:58

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Yes but still, why would you do that on purpose?


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
08/25/2014 at 21:59

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I honestly don't give a shit at this point. That's why I don't wash it either.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
08/25/2014 at 22:01

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Dddddd..ddddudududooo...ddddddwha?


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
08/25/2014 at 22:02

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Things will be different once I get a car I actually car about.


Kinja'd!!! Big Bubba Ray > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
08/25/2014 at 22:03

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Oh, nice! I used to go there almost daily during high school. Haven't been in years, though.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Big Bubba Ray
08/25/2014 at 22:08

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You need to come back up!

But for the love of god don't get a Club Sandwich. I made like 90 club sandwiches tonight.


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
08/25/2014 at 22:21

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McAlisters taste pretty good, just wait and see when a family of 12 orders each a COMPLETELY different sandwich. And I dont mean just different type, I mean 3 will order pickles, 2 some sort of dressing, 5 salt, but 4 of them pepper, 2 toasted, 3 warm, 8 salad, 6 will get cookies. I know because I was behind this sort of client once...

Also, if I go to St. Louis, and I find that McAlister I will get in dressed like this. You'll know its me.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Vicente Esteve
08/25/2014 at 22:23

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Oh, that family came in tonight, then a pack of old people, then another big family.

It shouldn't all fit on the screen and three of us were running around making sandwiches.

Please do come dressed like that, I'd love to see what the stuckup people out there would say.


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
08/25/2014 at 22:27

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Im not even going to talk. I like Roast Beef or Meatball, see me, get it done and hand it in. Then ill leave in a wave of mysterious silence.

Or even better, I will open it and eat it in front of the cashier, then pay for it.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Vicente Esteve
08/25/2014 at 22:28

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I'd be laughing so hard.


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
08/25/2014 at 22:33

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I would be there for hours though, I eat so slowly my family just leaves the table whilst Im still halfway with the plate. One time, my friends actually counted the times I chewed the food and then swallowed it. Im too ashamed to say it.